You’re a good boy but enough is enough
Why prevent a child’s near death experience with a bull when you can broadcast it on national television?
Give your email that extra oomph it needs
"I could be Pennywise’s twin sister, Quartersmart"
What the hell, you guys
Prancer is 13 lbs of concentrated rage and anxiety. You should adopt him
"IT’S COLDER THAN A WITCH’S TIT OUT HERE"
Personally I would love to be represented by a cat
They can’t all be winners
Subsequently makes my entire day
Personally I think it should stay Hollyboob forever
This is what it means to adapt and overcome
Pee-wee, uh, finds a way
They are bad and they must be stopped
This is the story of the weirdest application my sister has ever received at her weed dispensary
I am addicted to watching tiny glass balls roll through tracks dug out of sand and you should be too
No one is happy about admitting this
While history was being made - dank content was being created.
"If I want representation for someone who looks like me and has all the different facets of my identity, I’m going to have to make that character."
Gaze upon bleached blonde putty-face Nelson Mandela and tremble
Funny Or Die mourns the loss of our friend and former colleague
MORE DIVERSITY? MORE REPRESENTATION!? HELL F*CKING YEAH!!!
Why have we let this obscenity continue?!
History of Swear Words is available on Netflix! F*CK YEAH!!!
We all need a laugh to end this godforsaken year